Actually, mine is pretty close. H is so wounded. The main difference is that your W isn't trying to torture you by leading you on and rubbing her love affair and fabulous post separation achievements in your face...
Something to be grateful for?
My wife is very wounded by me...she says the scars I left will last a lifetime. She does tell me how happy she is now, how happy her co-workers think she is now, and how happy our kids think she is now.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." - William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830's.