D18: Mom, I think I want to transfer to Marquette.
Me: Oh, really? I'm impressed with your choice!
D18: So, what do you think I'd need to do to go there?
Me: Hmmmm... Re-do high school and win the lotto?
D18: Sh*t, Mom! Are you serious? Is this what you were talking about when you and Dad kept pushing me to get better grades? God. This sucks. I want to go now. Can I tell them I'm ready now?
Me: So, what's his name?
D18: MOOOOOOOM, I have a boyfriend! I'm sure!
Me: So, answer me...
D18: OOOOOKAY! Justin!
Moral of the story. Never pick your college based on a young, hot dude.
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
