W is CLEARLY a mess. (shock!) She's just plain not good enough for you anymore. Does this woman never evolve? SHEESH!
She still digs you, a lot. Why? I ask... If you consistently went downtown w/the only response being that of "no good."
She's a freak.
Take a trip. Go see your girlfriend.
MB/MF...
PS - I'm still pulling for your freak of a wife. I think we'd be best of buds. Matching yoga gear, chaotic moods, flying cash and all! But, she has to make herself worthy.