OK I know you are not his mommy, but *if you are tired of waiting
*if you have all the paperwork ready
*if you have the pauper's oath thing (btw I love that word, pauper, it doesn't get used enough )
Could you find a way to take a Monday off and fly down there, and walk his a$$ to the courthouse with all the papers? I swear it sounds like that is what you would have to do to get him to move.