My name's not Bill Clay either, just a character from a movie.
The first Die Hard movie. The bad guy was trying to fake out Bruce Willis into thinking he was an employee in the building, so he told him his name was "Clay, Bill Clay" after seeing the name William Clay on the employee board.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." - William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830's.
