Fallgirl... I have a funny. So, H does NOT like feet. In fact, it's really a HUGE joke among all of my girlfriends (he makes it even funnier, exaggerating it more, etc... all in good fun). He tells everyone, "The only good foot is a covered foot!"
Sooooooooo, last night all of the girlfriends met at a great restaurant for Chocolate Night. We're eating, drinking, laughing, etc... This wanna-be Gay bartender comes up w/the fake accent on, telling my BFF and I that we have the PRETTIEST feet he's ever seen! He spied them from across the bar. (We were both wearing wedges (Me, the yellow I showed you, and BFF in some black ones). So, BFF takes a pic of our PRETTIEST feet and txt's it to my H. LOL
He replies. "OMG! I thought you two went out for Chocolate Night! It appears you've gone to the zoo!"
We were roaring. Funny, how it's funnier after a few glasses of champaigne w/your chocolate!
PS - We really DO have pretty feet. I think they're growing on him.
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.