FWIW, dark chocolate all the way, and buy the good stuff, not Hershey's. I believe Lindt makes a bar that comes in a cardstock wrapper and consists of individual pieces about the size of your thumbnail that are perfect for placing in your lover's mouth.
Don't go for almonds, toffee or other crunchies even if your W likes these as the crunching sound tends to be a mood spoiler and Almond Roca leave MAJOR crumbs in the bed.
A tub of good, dark chocolate frosting is perfect on strawberries or anything that vaguely resembles a strawberry. The frosting is better than hot fudge or chocolate syrup b/c the mess is more controllable. Frosting doesn't drip or run.
To set the stage, arrange the strawberries on a plate or a tray with the frosting in the middle, then leave the plate on the bed. Light a few candles. Etc.
There, +3 to female communication skills. <grin>
Edit: Oh, and nix on the coffee maker, no matter how cheap. Giving her that (or any other housewarming gift) is tantamount to saying "F you and get the he77 out of here."
Last edited by Dia; 09/25/0910:01 PM.
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