Hey SP,

This news item must have been you two:

"Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing"
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/couple_sneaks_away_from?utm_source=a-section


"My actions are my only true belongings. I cannot escape the consequences of my actions. My actions are the ground upon which I stand." Thich Nhat Hanh