These ruby slippers must be defective...maybe I can get a refund.
Nah, the ruby slipper factory was outsourced from Oz to a oompa-loompa sweat shop to conserve produtction costs, thus product quality naturally suffered.
Me 35/XW 33 S13 & S12 M: 10/17/98 OM & S: 07/08 D final 06/09/09 12/03/09 - 06/13/10 "Piercing" 06/13/10: Engaged to Re-marry 10/17/10 06/25/10: Expecting baby #3 2/14/11
