Saturday (September 19) was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. But not everyone played along.
The Top 5 Signs Your Co-Workers Hate Talk Like a Pirate Day
5> Each of your hearty "Ahoy!"s is met with a frosty "Bite me, Eyepatch-Boy."
4> Your choices: Keep it to yourself or walk the plank. From the 14th story.
3> Someone pooped all over your shoulder, and there's not a parrot in sight.
2> Getting a snack is difficult, what with the life-size effigies of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom hanging in front of the vending machines.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Co-Workers Hate Talk Like a Pirate Day...
1> People keep tacking notices to your peg leg. Only you don't *have* a peg leg.
[ Copyright 2009 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]
Today's full 15-item list, as well as the Runners Up and Honorable Mention list submissions "Pegheads" and "Folly Rogers" are included in our ClubTop5 edition, as are many extras.
================================================================== Selected from 67 submissions from 27 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 1 (10th #1) Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 2 Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3 Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 4 (Hall of Famer) Ellen Satter, Trumbull, CT -- 4 Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4 (Hall of Famer) Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 5 Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- Banner Tag Chris White, Studio City, CA -- List owner/editor New York Dolls, New York, NY -- Ambience Ambience explained: http://www.topfive.com/arcs_am/am092109.shtml
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