I made no judgment on your sex life, except that it seems to be hoppin'. If you notice, I said, "Imagine..." in the discussion with Rob about a situation that I just said I did not think applied to your case.
The question remains -- what is it about the porn incident that caused you to freak out? It is probably more useful if you reply to the message that I really directed toward you rather than the one to Rob about a situation that didn't apply to you...