It seems that your acquaintance would need to stuff sweet peas in the poor little otter's lifeless jaws before you would perceive it as a romantic offering.... you are hilarious.
I am so glad you have local choices. Maybe the guys in your dating pool come packaged differently than on E-Harmony, but it seems they have more to offer. Please consider noticing this guy.
I did find your article in the ADN. I read that on-line because I have family in Wasilla. I searched 'sea otters' and up you and your article popped. I hope you keep offering them up. That Homer paper is fun to read, too. The guy that does most of the writing makes me laugh and right now that is helpful!!
