"...Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." Sir Winston Churchill

Iffin thar be any holden themselves ta be men amongst ye pirates, jump ship to tha King's navey.

Ye won't find me tarrying thar for ye but ye can jump just tha same!

Twasn't able ta grow a taste fer navey rum myself.

"The answers are within you" (can't remember who). Unfortunately, so is the bullshit.