I loved the Jingle Bell Rock dream. Just hesitant to post since I get chastised over here in MLC.
I would just change his address with the postal service, that would take care of everything at once. And I would also tell him to remove all of his belongings by X date, if he doesn't you will dispose of them as you see fit. I'm sure if you post a free ad on Craigslist you can get rid of just about anything.
But that's just my opinion and apparently it doesn't count over here.
If you love somebody, set them free. http://tinyurl.com/2empx2g