Interesting evening. We sat down for dinner and after ordering, H looks at me and starts to tell me about his weekend (I didn't ask him he just started), told me everything down to the last detail.
Now this is very unusual for him even when he was not on planet mars. Told me how the others were already drunk by the time he arrived, then by close of the pub they were on the floor, some of the others were going after the local ladies, he said it was the most vulgar thing he has witnessed in a long time, not sure why I needed to know all this but any way on he went.
He then out of the blue asks me how old I think I look!! Told him what I thought and he agreed - asked me how old I thought he looked! I really didn't have a clue where this was heading.
He then went on, telling me that even though I looked a lot younger, dressed younger I still acted my age?? he couldn't explain what he mean't so I don't know either.
The conversation continued with him appearing to be obsessed with body image, asking if my friends were concerned that their husbands were quite overweight, would I still want to ML to him if he was overweight!!, what a conversation.
Answering all of these questions, I tried to remain non commital with very short answers, I didn't have a clue what was going on here. I asked him if I were overweight would he want to ML, a definite no was the answer.
Conversation moved from that to him telling me about another friend whose second marriage has broken down. The W walked out, he said he is an emotional wreck and it hurts to see him like that. Hang on a minute I'm thinking that is what you have done to me and you feel sorry for him, or was it his way of saying he knew what he had done to me?
Then began talking about D's birthday party coming up and other trivial issues. No R talk.
He said that he was going to come home Saturday night but he was so tired from the lack of sleep the night before and from skiing all day he decided to stay. I said that I hadn't expected to see him at all on the weekend.
When we got home, I told him that I would be out next week a couple of nights and in a couple of weeks I would be starting a few things (pole dancing) so would be out an extra night or two as well. He looked at me and said
"I am going to have to do something then or I won't be able to keep up with you"
So that's is folks really not sure what all of that was about but there it is in a nutshell.
But the most important thing is he has still not:
a) called me or addressed by my name b) put his keys and phone where I can see them
If anyone has any ideas what he was going on about please let me know because I certainly don't.
