So my H and S went out of town for the weekend and they left on Friday. When they were on the road, I called to check in with H and S. While we were talking, all was normal, blah blah blah. I told H, in closing the conversation, "Alright, I have some stuff I want to talk to you about when you get home. You drive safe and text me when you get there." He says "Ok."
Sunday, today, I called him after receiving a text they were on the road. I was talking and asked "Are you excited to come home to me?" We've been flirting a little bit more lately and he says "I don't know." Long pause. I'm thinking "Oh Crap." I say "Thanks for being honest. But why aren't you excited?" He says "What is it you want to talk about?" I thought about it and started laughing.... I told him "I'm sorry if I sounded serious, but I wanted to talk to you about painting the ceilings (we have some water spots, not serious but needs paint). I also wanted your opinion about a situation at work, that's not serious, but annoying and sort of funny, plus I was wondering if you really wanted to go out of town for our anniversary so I can request the day off.....that's all." He says "Then I'm excited to come home now."
I really had a boring list of things to talk to him about and not even really sure why I mentioned it.