Oh, gosh, MF - order away. If we show up in the same dress, we'll just put our arms around each other's waists and say we're DB sisters. wink

Sorry - show tunes flashback time! Sing it, ladies!!

I slipped out this afternoon

And bought some love insurance:

A most exclusive dress from gay Paree.

It's sleek and chic and magnifique

With sex beyond endurance.

It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me;

And why? One guy.

This irresistible Paris original

I'm wearing tonight,

I'm wearing tonight

'Specially for him.

This irresistible Paris original's

All paid for and mine;

I must look divine

'Specially for him.

Suddenly he will see me

And suddenly he'll go dreamy

And blame it all on his own

Masculine whim,

Never knowing that

This irresistible Paris original,

So temptingly tight

I'm wearing tonight

'Specially for him, for him.

This irresistible Paris original,

I'm wearing tonight,

She's wearing tonight

And I could spit.

Some irresponsible dress manufacturer

Just didn't play fair.

I'm one of a pair,

And I could---oh no!

This irresistible Paris original,

All slinky with sin;

Already slunk in

And I could die.

And I could kill her.

This irresistible Paris original,

Tres sexy, n'est-ce pas?

Goddammit, voila

And I could spit.

Oh!

Thirty-nine bucks I hand out

For something to make me stand out

And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph.

Some laugh!

This irresistible Paris original,

This mass-produced crime,

I'm wearing tonight

For the very last time!



The trouble with having an open mind is that people put things in it.

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