She insists on (mis)reading...okay, well, that pretty much sums it up. You're impeccable in your communication and she is a b*tch who chooses to mis-read...taken to the extreme of course.
Now c'mon -- that's a completely unfair characterization -- snotty, even.
Here's a verbatim example. When I went to pick Themselves up at WAW's hotel room the morning of her triathlon, I noticed that she'd stuck our son's medication in a baggie along with the vitamins the kids take. I've always been the one "in charge" of the meds, so I wrote this:
SP: Just FYI, could you be sure to keep THE BOY HIMSELF'S meds in a separate container from their vitamins? I noticed that they were all stuck together today. THE BOY HIMSELF'S meds aren't coated, so I want to avoid the possibility of THE GIRL HERSELF getting exposed, even at that trivial level. Thx.
Here's her verbatim reply:
MRS. SP: Oh, sure, thanks for reminding me, because I'm a stupid f*cking b*tch who wants to poison her daughter.
You're a smart woman, alive -- tell me where to go with that.
