Now, now, mindfull, my sister. Had she said, "Let's just f*cking stipulate that I'm a g*ddam f*cking bitch who needs you to rip her f*cking clothes off and f*ck her harder than she's ever been f*cked before -- and I'm on my way over, so get the Barry White ready," then yes absolutely -- THAT would have been hot. laugh

Okay -- in a creepy, riot-grrl, kind of way. But still.

(Wait 'till she learns about my tattoo!)