Sweet Pea, My advice is laugh. Are you kidding? When do men notice anything on the couch besides the remote? Thanks for letting me know my kid's clothing should be washed....I was wondering if I should clean them or let him be called Pig Pen. And hell, if I'm going to wash the laundry why stop there? Let's be crazy, let's actually FOLD it!
He sounds like the mean bitch on the cheerleading team who just couldn't be happy with herself so she picked on everyone!
It's time to laugh Hope. Not in his face just to yourself.
Seriously:
"What is this pink stain on the couch? IF you want to waste your time cleaning it, go ahead. I won't." Answer: You might be right because I have no idea what that is.
"It's a good idea to get S's pants cleaned. He is wearing these ones with a paint stain on them." Answer: I saw that....think I should just trash them? (Sincerely, not snotty)
"You don't need to FOLD laundry - it wastes time" Answer: (Laughing) While I see your point, unfortunately, I have to otherwise everyone will make fun of us and call us the Wrinkles. I can't let you walk around like that!
