A Little Epiphany - (and a newbie delurking)

[Dia]

... where the double entendres are thicker than flies on watermelon and twice as juicy.

So while I was finishing up my final hour of work, H came in to 'check on me'. Twice. Then, from the kitchen,

"DeeEEEee-aaaaa, where are my nuuuuts?" Think somehwere between Brady Bunch and Leave it to Beaver for inflection. And he was referring to a can of cashews I'd discovered and alerted him to during my kitchen excavation.

Dia (channeling Florence Henderson): They're on the bar, dear. I put them there so you could get them whenever you wanted.

H: But I can't fiiiii-iiind them.

Dia: Here - I will come and take hold of your nuts so I can give them to you.

<Dia walks to kitchen and hands H can of cashews which was in plain sight on the bar>

And a little later, we'll be grilling ribs.