Waiting More Than a Dozen Years

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well maybe the vibrating co-worker...lol

Indeed.

Now there's a situation I was really glad I did not get hooked by. And if you've ever encountered a situation where someone has been (or becomes) sexually inappropriate in an office situation....well, it's not a pretty sight.

I had a Christmas party for my coworkers at my house before I met my current wife (I was between the first marriage and meeting my current wife). I had the house completely decorated, including the Christmas lights that lined my brass framed waterbed. It was the decorated waterbed that intrigued my vibrating coworker, but I would not say very much about it. That probably was an extremely smart thing on my part (although when I met my current wife, she knew about the bed decorations from my coworker). No matter what my coworker tried, I simply ignored it.

See my response to -B for a likely and plausible explanation.