#66 Looking for Susnhine...

[smith18]

Frank, you win the post of the week award!

(Quoting Jim Cary as the Grinch....)

"Is there a CHECK, perhaps?"

Not quite. Johnny, tell him what he has won....

Frank, you are now the proud owner of the source code for Windows Vista...

/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include “dos.h”
#include "win95.h"
#include “win98.h"
#include “sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make10GBswapfile():
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
AddRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}

//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);

if (still_not_crashed){

CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();

DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney,
}
}