Originally Posted By: Coach
Four whistles would have included:

But I can guarantee that sitting at home playing susie q homemaker while holding down a great job and doing everything you can plus wearing a big bright smile and saying "it's ok dear, you go out there and find yourself and I'll be home waiting with this heart of mine that will love you forever and give you foot rubs when you come home."

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I have no authority to hand out puppy's coveted award but if it makes anyone feel better, I whistled 4 times.

At least we all agree that being the broken, needy, insecure man waiting for his wayward wife to return home from her affair isn't going to get the results we're intending.