Coming to you LIVE (or live as I type) from an undisclosed location somewhere in the mid-west!!!!!!!!!!!! No, it's not Dick Cheny, it's Corri!!! <<<<APPLAUSE>>>>

Hiya kids!! Found a 'puta to burn up some time, so I thought I'd check in on y'all. I know, you are all probably thinking I need to get a life. Hm. Yeah, I suppose so... But then who would bug the ever living hell out of you to keep those chins up?

Sounds like the two of you are holding your own today. Jo, you want me to ship you an industrial size can of WHOMP ASS for that husband of yours?

How's the day going Cloud? Did you download your new theme song yet? I'm working on one for you, Jo, but give me til Friday (you've seen Keb Mo LIVE? I'm so jealous...)

Well, as I have no useful information to share, I'd better scoot along, spreading my never ending cheer among all those people who have not yet had the fortune of meeting me. I'm kidding. (I'm not that conceited.) I just wanted to check in on the two of you to make sure your heads will still above water.

Hope my silliness put a smile on your faces. Stay cool.

Corri