Ok, so Miss Sassy Pants master of detachment just got a 3rd invitation to see a movie in the form of text "I was gonna ask if u could get the kids covered"...this following an exasperated text about what if he needed to reach me for a real emergency...which I responded to (not the hostile one that popped in mind) but "LOL. I don't pay much attention to my phone unless the kids are out. Everything alright?"
And then came, I was just gonna ask x an y and if you wanted to see movie with me if kids are covered.
I have not responded.
3rd time. Waz up wit dat?
Or is it more of a "since you were unreachable you missed your chance at precious time with me..."? He does tend to say it after the fact. "I was gonna see if..."
Ha, I'm detached enough, just wondering how to be nice about it. I guess.
He had also suggested we see friends play together Saturday night...which I didn't really respond to..,
so I say what to the wussy invitation-like thing, maybe "if you man up and ask me out on a date I might consider it..."
Or is it more of a "since you were unreachable you missed your chance at precious time with me..."? He does tend to say it after the fact. "I was gonna see if..."
Ho-ho! Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -- that ain't "you missed your chance." That was "I want a chance."
Let caution be your by-word, friend. Been, done, got the t-shirt.
Ooooh, he's saying "here kitty kitty" and I do what?
You toss out your kitty, it finds food a few blocks away...now you want kitty to come take a nip. How do I know I won't be starving and out on my a$$ again in a week???
You toss out your kitty, it finds food a few blocks away...now you want kitty to come take a nip. How do I know I won't be starving and out on my a$$ again in a week???
Exactly. Schnarch: You don't have to believe it until you experience it.
And he's not saying "here kitty kitty." He's running after kitty in his dopey dog-like way. Isn't there some stupid-looking French dog I can hate? Hold on -- clicking over to The Great GaGoogle... Found it!Voila le chien du Monsoor Le Shmedlap!
a) nothing b)" ROFL" c) "I don't think my boyfriend would like that" d)" too late sucka" e)" kiss my db'ing my a$$ off butt..." f)" sure baby and I'll throw in a handjob because I'm so sorry I did you wrong and forced you to abandon your family...why not?" g)" I'd rather go to the movies with my fat alcoholic neighbor because he's less predictable." h) "maybe another time when I've got absolutely nothing to do" i) make up your own..,come on please...
You toss out your kitty, it finds food a few blocks away...now you want kitty to come take a nip. How do I know I won't be starving and out on my a$$ again in a week???
Exactly. Schnarch: You don't have to believe it until you experience it.
And he's not saying "here kitty kitty." He's running after kitty in his dopey dog-like way. Isn't there some stupid-looking French dog I can hate? Hold on -- clicking over to The Great GaGoogle... Found it!Voila le chien du Monsoor Le Shmedlap!
Laughed my a$$ off before I even clicked on the picture!
Ok, so he's a dopey dog...IF I wanted to go Gucci on his a$$, how would I do that?
So far, I'm not responding cuz I just don't respond unless I have a purpose.
