a) nothing b)" ROFL" c) "I don't think my boyfriend would like that" d)" too late sucka" e)" kiss my db'ing my a$$ off butt..." f)" sure baby and I'll throw in a handjob because I'm so sorry I did you wrong and forced you to abandon your family...why not?" g)" I'd rather go to the movies with my fat alcoholic neighbor because he's less predictable." h) "maybe another time when I've got absolutely nothing to do" i) make up your own..,come on please...