You toss out your kitty, it finds food a few blocks away...now you want kitty to come take a nip. How do I know I won't be starving and out on my a$$ again in a week???
Exactly. Schnarch: You don't have to believe it until you experience it.
And he's not saying "here kitty kitty." He's running after kitty in his dopey dog-like way. Isn't there some stupid-looking French dog I can hate? Hold on -- clicking over to The Great GaGoogle... Found it!Voila le chien du Monsoor Le Shmedlap!