On e-blaster, there's one key bit they don't really highlight. After installation, you want to run any and all anti-virus and anti-spyware programs. Some of them will find e-blaster out -- some quite handily, not least of which is a piece of freeware that comes highly recommended from cNet -- so you have to let them find it and then tell them to ignore it.

On the hydraulics and affairs -- nah, I'm not buying it. I've known my fair share of cheaters, and they had no problem engaging the lift for the spouses they were cheating on. In some sense it's even easier because of the thrill that's associated with it. So I wouldn't assume that performance is degraded through overuse w/OW.