But, crap, you were supposed to come through w/a witty, welcoming approach to this? DONTCHA KNOW THAT WAS YER JOB?
Well I was going to suggest you come out to Coastal City and practice your shower moves with a friendly, non-judgmental, smiley person (you know, as an example -- practice makes perfect), but I didn't want to be too presumptive
I mean, I haven't even given you my class ring or anything...
