I have this printed up and on my wall in my classroom. Great lesson. Simple, yet beautifully summed up.
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What can I say, stbxH and his express diets do me good!!
I never looked or felt so slim than I did in the first few months of my divorce proceedings. Man, I was down close to 185 again and looking sharp! Unfortunately for me it didn't last and I'm up past 205 again and trying to find that "magic bullet" to kick start me over again.
I once joked that I'd be a millionaire if I just sold the "Divorce Diet Method" world-wide. Here's my catch line: "People can be slimmer almost instantly just by losing your family, security, confidence and stability! Try it out today w/our risk-free money back guarantee. If you don't significantly lose weight instantly over the sudden dropping of a bomb in your life that completely f$cks everything up, we'll refund your payments w/no questions asked."
