A Little Epiphany - (and a newbie delurking)

[Dia]

Mac - LOL. I'll bring the pickle relish and some exra BBQ sauce.

Hi, Wifey! Thanks for stopping by, and I'll take all the prayers I can get!

I'm cooking a ham tonight. Long story, but my parents wanted more space in their freezer so they sent a ham up with me. So picture me in the middle of a convo with H when he asks if I have a spare box in all of my moving stuff.

Dia: Sure I do. It's out in my car right next to the ... OMG!! I left the ham in the car!!! <Dia bolts for the car>

Fortunately, it was only an hr or so and the ham was still frozen.

<Dia returns to house, places ham on counter to defrost>

H (quizzically): Did you say.... ham?

Dia: (nods)

H: Do you need any help eating that ham, by chance? Because I happen to have this ham-shaped space that needs filling. (H pantomimes an area over his abdomen about the shape of his stomach)

Dia (laughing): Why yes, I *do* need you to eat my ham. <grinning at him> It needs to defrost, but I'll cook it tomorrow.