"Me: I need to get up about 6:00am and go stack fire wood. Then I will probably be all sweaty so I am coming home before I go to Santa Rosa and take a shower...If you hadn't taken yours yet we can take it together to save water.
W: (laughed)"
Better.... No talk. Direct, masculine, action.
Come home after stacking wood (ironic, lol). Take action. Get W into the shower. "You will get into the shower now so I can wash your hair and you can smell my phermones." Wash her head with a head massage, soap her up well, massage her buttocks very thoroughly veering well into the cleft, soap up her legs, soap up her feet, gently massaging each toe, hug her letting her feel your erection on her hip, rinse yourself off, give her a slap on the butt and step out of the steamy shower to get on with your day, leaving her to wonder what happened...
