Doc: ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! (Bangs head against wall.) You need to think about the order of things here...
Son: What? You mean give her the promise ring first and schedule sex for the following day? BTDT. I offered her a promise ring and made it clear it meant that we would be in a monogamous, committed, sexual R. NOTHING but rejection from her. She said, "yeah right, quit joking." But I wasn't joking.
Doc: Well, to be fair, I'm not sure why she would think you were serious as you aren't even dating. And if she did think you were serious, she may have been trying to let you down easy. I don't think many women would take a promise ring and start a sexual relationship with someone who isn't even a boyfriend yet.
Son: OMG, you mean they are ALL like this rejecting wench?
Doc: (Speechless, head in hands, chuckles and sobs a bit at the same time.)
