MB is interviewing an engineer - hoping he might have good legs. I don't know how she'll check out his legs, but if anyone can figure it out -- it's her.
Until she shows up, I have to say, I know nothing about kegs, keg stands, etc. I don't drink beer.
How about a cocktail, or a glass of Chardonnay.
Maybe you're the sane one who can pull this run away train of a thread back on track.