1c- seemingly normal person 1c- bad childhood 1/2c- unresolved issues 1c- seemingly innocent friend of the opposite sex 1/2c- anger and resentment 3/4c- confusion 1/2T- blank stare 1c- complete nuts 2c- depression 3c- Lying
Combine ingredients and let stew for several years...
Add depression and let (half) bake for several months...
Turn up heat and let expand until nuts are fully exposed on outer layer.
Apply a sprinkling of reality occasionally to keep from overexposure to heat.
Let ingredients rest as much as possible to keep from getting burned.
Should be done in around 3-7 years.
Let cool for several of those before attempting to handle.
There are several of these recipes out there, that will work.
Variations can always be done, and ( gasp ) this recipe can be re-written into a recipe that DOESN'T work....
