It might be a good thing I'm not closer.... your sense of humor hits me just about right!
W complained about out mattress, too. Then she would sleep on the lumpiest sofa in the world. I said we could get a mattress, but nooooooo, since it would go on a credit card for a while. Not that that stopped us from getting lots of other stuff. It didn't take a rocket scientist (or even a multi-disciplined engineer) to figure out that it was just one more of her rationalizations, and that there was no point in getting a new mattress, or talking about it.
