1. Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. 2. You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. 3. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. 4. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 5. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. 6. You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning. 7. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. 8. Your income tax refund check bounces. 9. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. 10. You wake up and your braces are stuck together. 11. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
12. You put both contacts into the same eye. 13. Your mother approves of the person you're dating. 14. Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate. 15. You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard. 16. Nothing you own is actually paid for. 17. Everyone loves your driver's license picture, but you think it looks awful. 18. The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker. 19. You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no. 20. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
Me 48 X's vary S 27 S 18 Back with high school sweety after 30 years..