I would LOVE for him to try to "bag" me now; that would be some sweet rejection right there.
You're wife's facebook antics surpass H's in a$$holicness! Who airs their dirty laundry on a public forum?? Did u unfriend her? Jesus she sounds like a b$tch though I'm sure she feels justified.
Anyhoo, thanks for the laugh. That shmorgesborg of pseudofrench at the end will give me the giggles for a while.
