This am, we woke up late for soccer tournament. I got in and out of shower quickly, wake H up, he comes into master bath, while I'm standing in a towel moisturizing, brushing hair, etc... (Been awhile since we changed in same room, not not trying to, just don't.) So, we are in a huge hurry, and he has no choice but to drop trou/boxers right in front of me, and get in shower.
I say to myself outloud... "Gosh, if I had more time I'd get closer to remind myself what the hell that was that just flashed in front of me!"
I couldn't see his response, and in fact, I'm not POSITIVE he heard me, as his head could have already been under the shower head, but if he heard mumblings from me, and didn't understand, he would normally, say "WHAT? My head's under a shower head. I can't hear you."
LOLOL
I found myself humorous.
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
