I was just sliding into bed last night, half asleep, and heard my phone beep. Took a minute to register that it was a text message.
"Well, tell the kids goodnight"
Hello? It was 11:30. They were already asleep. And he hasn't called to say goodnight to them in forever. If they ask, I let them call him and say goodnight. If they don't ask, I don't make them call. Random.