You sure you have enough posting space for some of the crazy BS we all have heard ?
One of my personal favs......
You were never here when the kids were younger, I did it all myself !!!!! I'm going to the gym...not sure when I'll be back...The kids are in their rooms ! (Slamming door as she leaves )
Still not quite so sure how I remember the details of their infancy or who took all of the pics of her with the babies if I was never there.....????