just because they're funny...

my horoscope for today...

Pluto and Uranus are slow-moving outer planets. Thus, they rarely align with each other but when they do link up, they create a powerful influence that can last for many months. Since soon after its discovery back in 1781, Uranus has been considered the co-ruler of Aquarius; and Pluto is the planet of profound, permanent transformation. You are now going through a once-in-a-lifetime process. Life may seem very intense but it is also about to prove very wonderfully rewarding. Don't let a small setback or a passing doubt blind you to an enormous opportunity.


h's horoscope for today...

Yours, to all intents and purposes, is the sign of the spin-doctor. You have this uncanny ability to make wrong things sound right. It is not just that you can look on the bright side, it is more as if you carry around a torch and a pot of highly-reflective paint. This lets you add sparkle to even the most dreary situations. And though you are never deliberately deceptive, sometimes you summon so much enthusiasm that you become convinced about a debatable point. Watch out now for the tendency to talk yourself into something that it might be far wiser to walk away from.


hmmmm might that mean h's rationale for keeping ow for a customer is something he really should just walk away from?? pitty he doesn't read horoscopes.

LL