I hated this one too:

*OW is just a friend. She understands how I feel and what I'm going through. She came into my life for a reason.

I wanted to punch him when he said this. Hard.

Me: 40
H: 43
H had EA from 2/06-9/06
Bomb 5/06
Piecing since 9/2006
3/2008: Boundary setting
7/2009: Boundary crossing~dropped my own bomb.
8/2010: Marriage finally on track!