WAS Script

[Energizer Bunny]

I left because if I didn't I was going to kill myself. (GUILT MUCH?)

We don't do have enough of the same interests. (Yeah for some odd reason, smoking pot, drinking alcohol, going and playing pool in smoky bars, and going to concerts aren't all that interesting to me!)

Even if you had been the perfect wife I would still want to leave. (Blah de frickin' blah)

I got "If I don't leave, I'm going to go insane." (not quite as strong as kill myself)

Ahh - a party girl has taken over the body of my conservative wife now too.

One new one for the list:
"I know the real me now. You wouldn't like the real me."
Well...how would we know? According to her I've never had the chance to meet the "real her."