Hardly ever comes round and I'm not expecting him to.
Good plan though, me up the ladder with the H down below. Hold it, more like knock me off it!
I'm not the simpering type and that's what he loved about me when we were M, he was proud of the fact that I could do anything. Apparently that's not what he wants anymore - he told me as much. It's the old it's not you, I've changed routine
