Hmmm...yep, heard most of 'em in my time.

How about...

You're not my soulmate, and OW/OM is.

Life's too short; I don't want to regret wasting my life.

And THIS one, which just really peeved the heck out of me:

You'll never change. You can't change.

Me: 40
H: 43
H had EA from 2/06-9/06
Bomb 5/06
Piecing since 9/2006
3/2008: Boundary setting
7/2009: Boundary crossing~dropped my own bomb.
8/2010: Marriage finally on track!