You can't forget the classics...

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My favorite one - I have loved her/him for X amount of years - Mine said 28 years - Again I need a barf smiley guy

I will always love you BUT

If you hadn't have done this or if you had done this, we would be fine

I was bored - This one chaps my a$$

I am in a rut and I can't figure out how to get out of it

May All Who Seek To Take My Life
Be Put To Shame And Confusion;
May All Who Desire My Ruin
Be Turned Back In Disgrace.
~Psalm 40:14~