I want my Monkey and Sheep Back

[beepee]

Ok, I don't know if this is a good email either, but I think I'm going to go ahead with it. Its short. Its straight to the point. No threats, no blackmail, no assuming. Just simple and straightforward. I don't think I can go wrong with this, but then again, I was very wrong with the first one. Here goes:

Hi,

Hope you are doing well yourself.
Unfortunately, I'm unable to sign those papers for you.
I'm sorry, I hope you are able to find another way.

Also, I'm moving so if you would like any of your stuff,
please pick it up by the end of the month.

Again, I am sorry that I can't help you.

Take Care,
B