I know of the Wizard of Oz/Dark side of the moon trick, but I have never tried it. Whoever discovered that has way too much time on their hands.

I wonder if there are buffet opportunities on Kauai?

Two years ago (pre bomb), my son and I were at a restaurant on the Big Island and the Hawaiian waitress had a keen interest in me.

BTW... It is a bit ironic the phrase for "thank you very much" in Hawaiian is "mahalo nui loa" and my X's name is Nui.